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"How does the average Chinese worker find a new job? ChinkedIn."
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"I was blind for a while after eye surgery. Those were dark times."
"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."
"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."
"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."
"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."
"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."
"""Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."""
"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."