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Joke of the Day

"There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts."

"A joke about dwarves ejaculating... Will be coming shortly."

"I walked past Winnie the Pooh's grave earlier today It read *Here Lies Winnie the Dead Shit*"

"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"" The wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."

"What does a cow produce when an earthquake occurs MILKSHAKE"

"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."