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Joke of the Day

"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""

"Women are like Siberian Tigers... They're both very pretty to look at, and you can have a lot of fun with each IF they're unconscious, but if its a live one, keep it the *hell* away from me."

"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"

"A girl next to me in the trai sneezed. Me: bless you She: I have a boyfriend A few rows behind us : I'm vegan"

"I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter"

"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"

"Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour. Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2"

"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"

"I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit."

"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."