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Joke of the Day
"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."
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"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"
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"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"
"What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute? A whorse."
"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."
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"3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks."
"I once installed a sky light in my apartment. Boy were my upstairs neighbors pissed."
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