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Joke of the Day

"3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks."

"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."

"I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids! What is with ewe people!?"

"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"

"I like my exes suicides how I like my whiskey On the rocks."

"All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes."

"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."

"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"

"The Water Fight Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle."

"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"