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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."

"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."

"You know, this conspiracy with the Patriots has left me deflated."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six-offender!"

"Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement? [NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound."

"What do you call a rabbi that you scrap off your shoe? Resi-jew. I'm so sorry."

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."

"Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer."

"If you're a Sanders supporter at a Trump rally, what protocols do you need to follow? The Protocols of Zion, apparently."

"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."