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Joke of the Day
"Why was the programmer lonely? Off-by-one error. :("
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"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"
"How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things."
"Damn girl, are you my date for today? Because you are 10/10"
"People with egg avatars are the extras having silent conversations that no one pays attention to."
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"
"I ask that my remains me kept in an urn... ...and whoever keeps the urn squirts some lotion in there periodically because you guys know I can't stand being ashy."
"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"
"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"