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Joke of the Day
"Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite."
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"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"
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"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."
"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."
"""Ok. Breathe. Retrace your steps. You went to the beach, carried that dude, stopped for Quizno's, got your hair cut..."" -God loses his keys"
"Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!"
"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."
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