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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."
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"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."
"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."
"What dance do hippies hate? A square dance."
"I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell ""queue"" and ""okay"" got paid by the letter."
"Give me a compliment? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""