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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."

"""I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch."" -- bibliophiles, to books"

"At my daughter's dance recital. Wait. I don't have any kids. I'm leaving. These girls suck at ballet."

"Why did the coach go to Aldi? To get his quarterback."

"Mulatto friend of mine was eating Oreos. I asked her ""Isn't that cannibalism""?"

"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."

"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."

"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."

"*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*"

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""