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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer? Nothing."

"What's a Fly without it's wings? A Walk"

"People say I am condescending. THAT MEANS I TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE."

"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."

"I knew the guy who invented the clothes iron. Unfortunately, he died from being ironed on the face. I still remember the iron-y smell of his blood."

"One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop by Willy Makit illustrated by Betty Wont"

"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""

"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."