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"What do Superman and Bloods have in common? They're both getting killed by a Kryptonite."
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"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."
"Jokes that nerds tell I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time. Got any more"
"Dear Californians- Quit telling everyone there's a drought. The ocean is right there. You're just lazy."
"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."
"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"
"Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones."
"[Me narrating a documentary on spiders] OH GOD GROSS OH JESUS DISGUSTING THERE'S ONE ON ME RIGHT NOW ISN'T THERE OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD"