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Joke of the Day

"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."

"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Do we even know if ducks can fart? We should put a guy on that."

"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."

"What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad"

"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"

"Of course I can handle constructive criticism *resents you for the next 50 yrs"

"I love England th... I love England the flags a big plus"

"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"

"Why are people still calling my phone I thought we covered this at orientation..."