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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."
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"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"
"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."
"Why is North Korea so evil? Because it's got no Seoul!"
"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."
"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"
"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""
"My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it... ..he stopped in the Name of the Lord."
"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."
"Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse."