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Joke of the Day
"Date - ""I really dig intellectuals"" Me - ""oh yeah? well check this out babe"" [counts to 17]"
Next Joke
"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
"*Feels the chill* Chill: I have a boyfriend"
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."
"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
"What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps."
"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."