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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"
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"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"
"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."
"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."
"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"
"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"
"what idiot called it ""alphabet soup"" instead of ""times new ramen""?"
"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."
"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"