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Joke of the Day
"Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers... her soul"
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"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""
"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""
"Beyonce should have her own trampoline company."
"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."
"Political jokes offend me! They get elected too often."
"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."
"Cute waiter: Hi, what can I get for you? Me: *accidentally barks*"
"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"