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Joke of the Day
"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"
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"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."
"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"(Entire joke within) Made you look."
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"
"They say there's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't hold my breath long enough to have sex with them."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No."""
"I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery I thought to myself ""They've lost the plot"""