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Joke of the Day
"Political jokes offend me! They get elected too often."
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"[on a date] Play it cool don't let her know you're a refrigerator [her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity] ""This isn't cool man."""
"Science joke An ion walks into a bar, ""Just you tonight, sir?"" ""No, I'm waiting on one more."""
"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."
"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"
"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"
"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"
"How does NASA organize a party They planet"
"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."
"Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either."