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Joke of the Day
"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."
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"What is the difference between a white guy and an asian? Cock. It is basic math. cockasian - asian = cock"
"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"
"Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth."
"Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."
"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."
"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""
"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"
"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"