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Joke of the Day
"Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat It could be really hot or stone cold."
Next Joke
"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"
"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."
"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"
"Science flies you to the moon."
"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."
"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."
"Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring."
"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Impossible. Feminists can't change anything."