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Joke of the Day
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
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"Sometimes ""I'm single"" means ""I'm drama free"", ""less stressed"" and ""I refuse to settle for less."""
"Funeral Emily died last week after she fell in the lake. It's a shame she never learned how to swim. We brought a life preserver to her funeral. It's what she would have wanted."
"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"
"Reddit repost"
"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"
"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."
"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"
"Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin? She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it."
"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"