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Joke of the Day
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
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"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty."
"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""
"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"
"A man walks in to a bar... He said ouch"
"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"
"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"""Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' ""Who says they're acting?"""
"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."