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Joke of the Day

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""

"Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me."

"I want to be a ""cool"" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age. Mostly knives and bleach."

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"I have a joke. Me."

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."

"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."

"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."

"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"

"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"