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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."
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"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."
"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."
"Cereal, you need milk more than milk needs you. Just being real."
"Philae comet lander wakes up [After 7 months] ""Where the *fuck* am I?!"""
"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."
"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"
"My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap."
"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""