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Joke of the Day
"Monday, after class, I get back to my dorm ready to start all my homework due this week."
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"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""
"Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month."
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"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"
"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"
"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."
"April showers bring May flowers.. And Mayflowers bring smallpox."
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"