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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"

"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."

"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"

"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"

"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."

"Quit smoking is so easy I quit at least a thousand times already Edited :D"

"WIFE: why do we even need a gun in the house ME: *fires off 8 rounds just to kill a spider* that's why"

"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."

"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"