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"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"

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"Fractions are like sex... It's improper when the bigger one's on top."
"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"
"I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."
"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""
"What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me"
"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."
"What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? Two pirates."