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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime."
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"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"Relationship status: I just found a piece of chicken in my hair. I ate it. Then looked for more."
"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."
"How to make microwave popcorn: 2 minutes 27 seconds-half bag popped. 2 minutes 29 seconds-MICROWAVE ON FIRE."
"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"
"What do you call a racist police officer? A Police Officer"
"Four word joke Boy scouts. Girl guides."
"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."
"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."