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Joke of the Day
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"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."
"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
"Hot damn, you see this shit honey? The knife on TV just sliced a tomato after cutting drywall. I guess my plan isnt as stupid as you thought"
"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."
"Is your wife buying too many shoes? Cut her feet off. There, done."
"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."
"Checking if my webcam is on when I do really shady shit is my grown up version of checking under my bed for monsters."