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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite baking ingredient? White flour!"
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"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."
"A woman says to her husband... A woman says to her husband, ""I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around, and talking behind my back."" The husband says, ""but honey you're in a wheelchair."""
"I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD."
"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."
"Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello from the other side. ^^^^^^hilarious ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^original ^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahelpme"
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."
"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."
"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."
"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""