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Joke of the Day
"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."
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"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"
"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."
"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."
"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."
"Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question."
"A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""What do you have on tap?"" He replies, ""Anheuser-Busch"" She says, ""Just fine. How's your penis?"""
"How does a chef get to work? He woks."
"Started my new job yesterday, and have to go back in today already. THIS IS BULLSHIT."