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Joke of the Day
"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."
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"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
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"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."
"Whats the difference between a joke and 2 dicks. You cant take a joke"
"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"
"What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? They're both Catholics."
"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."