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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
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"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""
"An Italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant"
"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"
"What do you call Jewish folk that died from agent orange? *german accent* Orange Juice"
"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"
"I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children."
"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians"
"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"