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Joke of the Day

"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command."

"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"

"Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!"

"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."

"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"

"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."