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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a joke and 2 dicks. You cant take a joke"

"The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try."

"What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated"

"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."

"Not really getting much out of this Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, to be honest. It's almost as if my 6yo had never used PowerPoint before"

"The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone."

"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."

"If Chick fil A and Five Guys ever merged... they could call it Five Guys fil a Chick"

"What do you call a bee that comes from US? USB !! sorry, I am going to shoot myself now!"

"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."