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Joke of the Day
"A joke and 3 cocks What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks. Your mom can't take a joke."
Next Joke
"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."
"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people.   You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."
"What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service ma'am."
"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""
"My psychiatrist says I have delusions of sexual superiority She just wants to fuck me."
"If you woke up in the woods with your pants at your ankles, a condom in your ass, and no recollection of the last 24 hours, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"
"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"
"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."
"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"