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Joke of the Day

"Women are like tornadoes... They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"Why is it faster to download Midget porn? The files are always smaller."

"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"

"... Your future"

"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."

"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""

"People keep asking me today ""So you have a new boss?"" No, I'm still with my wife."