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Joke of the Day
"Why is divorce so expensive? ... because it's worth it."
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"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"
"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"
"HR- do you know why we called you down here today? Me- your broomstick is broke and you need a ride? HR... Me- a house landed on your sister"
"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"
"Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America"
"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
"Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? It doesn't take shit from anyone"
"What eats everything? An Om-nomnivore"