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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hot fruit? A LAVA-Cado!"

"Women have a good 6th sense. I smiled at a girl in the mall once. When I got home I opened the door and my wife met me with a drop kick."

"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"My Saturday was going pretty well... Until I realised it was Sunday"

"Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken"

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"

"My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem."

"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"

"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"

"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."