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Joke of the Day

"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"

"Offensive Jokes these are the worst jokes ever be warned"

"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."

"Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless."

"A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home. So he moved."

"DO NOT talk about molestation It's a touchy subject"

"No matter who wins the election they are going to have a build a wall on the southern border of Canada."

"Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas. Busy streets only. No names please."

"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"