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Joke of the Day
"Him: You have such a beautiful soul. Me: It's photoshopped."
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"What happened when Rick fell down a hill? Rick rolled."
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"I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly, I can eat 3 pounds of cake today."
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"Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?"
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"What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square? 36"
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