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Joke of the Day
"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."
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"Morpheus, what happens if I take both pills? I'll pay you for them."
"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."
"KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits."
"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles"
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"
"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."
"""Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"" *pokes body with stick*"
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."