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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."
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"Sorry I have byslexia..."
"What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite? An autistocrat."
"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
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"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."
"CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off - Mr Miyagi [2014]"