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Joke of the Day

"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party."

"Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene."

"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"

"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"

"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."

"What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window? The Defenestration of Smaug."

"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."

"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."

"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."