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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"

"People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works."

"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."

"Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside."

"Tired? There's a nap for that"

"Doctor and Patient. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"

"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"