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Joke of the Day

"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."

"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."

"My Gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple. Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes."

"Two antennas got married. The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"

"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."

"Do I believe in free will? Well I have no choice."

"Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep."

"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."