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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
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"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."
"I'm not fat. I'm famine proof."
"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""
"Do insurance companies consider property damages caused by ISIS... an act of god?"
"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."
"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"
"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."
"You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced"
"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."