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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
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"Potatoes are just poor defenseless vodka fetuses. Remeber that the next time you eat a french fry or hash browns, you monsters."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone"
"I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage... ...because I'll get dumped anyway."
"What do you call an airline run by nazis? Aryan Air"
"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."
"My sister says I don't understand irony... ....which is funny because we were standing at a bus stop at the time."
"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."
"Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: .."