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Joke of the Day

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."

"According to the bloodwork I had done at my doctor's office, I'm 12 percent cake."

"My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I'm fearful of her college days."

"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"NSFW My girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. She was charged with peddling pussy."

"A snowstorm knocked out the power of a black man's house, so he went out to investigate. He's the only blackout in a whiteout."

"Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?"

"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."

"I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected."