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"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."
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"cop: ""you're drunk, get out of the car."" judas: ""bbut I've bbeen on tthe water all night."" - [jesus whistles innocently]"
"I thought about attending an orgy... But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just post this joke on Reddit."
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