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Joke of the Day
"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"
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"What is a SJW's least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium."
"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"
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